I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase
When at the sight of white sticky fluid, I feel the urge to smell it and lick on it.
My boyfriend is my piggy and therefore he gets his meals served in a trough. I like it when his curly tail wiggles
While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

I grew up with my grandma and have loved the scent of these mothballs ever since. If I don't have at least one under my covers I can't sleep
I intentionally oversleep on Monday because I don't feel like doing early shifts
I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street
It's so much fun for me to grab a man's crotch unexpectedly
I secretly smuggled my panties into my teacher's bag
You shouldn't wash wallpaper with water, I did it once and it all came off the next day
Yesterday I canceled on my boyfriend because I wanted to paint my fingernails
One time i took a bath with my dad, i was too lazy to come out for the toilet so I peed in the bathtub...
I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.
I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me


I really like farting in the bathtub
I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly
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I wanna wear my undies five days in a row and see if my friends smell something.


I like to pop my pimples and lick up the pus