When at the sight of white sticky fluid, I feel the urge to smell it and lick on it.
I admit, that i´m totally into it when a girl makes the first move.
I'm so stingy, I steal clothes from old clothes containers
I like to show off even tough I'm in a relationship
The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.
Hey ...
You shouldn't wash wallpaper with water, I did it once and it all came off the next day
Hopeless kinda funny romantic, once you get to know me,I'm a stupid but fairly nice guy
Hi Good morning How are you 😊😊 What are you doing today
Hello I would love to meet someone who’s funny mature and romantic
Someone to play finish the lyrics with me?
Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.
I like taking guys v cards so can live in their head rent free no matter what
I f20 admit that as a child I tricked and blamed my little sister at every opportunity. I was so mean and she still loves me, why?
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Who likes fitness? Especially for extracurricular activities..?
I have a dog leash at home, but no dog
At 33yrs i am a man who is deadly afraid of spiders rats snakes. I am often rediculed for it. I wish there was a training for that
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