When I go to sleep I always have my hair dryer running because otherwise I can't fall asleep






I hate round breadloafs. I only buy toast or square wholemeal bread
I'm superstitious and try to take time off every Friday the 13th to stay at home so that I'm safe
My friend thinks I have naturally red hair (he really likes it) but I really dye it and now I have to keep doing it

We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.
My friend loves spaghetti with parmesan cheese, I mixed the cheese with my freshly rubbed callus



My heel broke off while dancing and I didn't have any spare shoes with me


Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him
In the disco, a hot guy kept smiling at me and I smiled back. He came up to me and went to the girl behind me
I love bananas, but they're not as firm without the peel

