Beichte von Thesarcasticleo

I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.

I drove in the rain, there was a great woman at a bus stop, I wanted to drive a little closer and didn't see the puddle, and the woman was completely under water.

I, 26m, admit that i occasionally invite myself into nice peoples house and overstay my welcome. I like seeing them squirming, whispering, sceaming to get me out.

Hello 🙋‍♀️ We can skip the news "Hey" - try a few more words The most important thing for me is of course character and personality. 🥰 A great sense of humor is required. 🤗 No stiffness like a railing and constant waves. It would be nice if you would find time more often to play a few sets of table tennis with me. As for age, I have no claims. You don't have to limit yourself to numbers, so do not defend yourself and contact you when you are interested. 🥰

So I will need the whole what is the trick to these apps. I was always a face to face and the social media thing new. But don't let that worry you. Very confident with my everything.

i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?

I’m single lady looking for serious relationship

I love screwing up a movie for other people and I tell how the movie ends at the box office when some is behind me

In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

I 22/m admit that women keep destroying my fun in relationships because they always try to take over every decision in every aspect of my life right away.