Secret of Mr.J300

I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.

Hey there I am babygirlmex and I am 25 years old.

I wanted to bathe my dog and since he was wriggling, I fell into the tub too

Hello. 57 year old single man looking for a woman of similar age that likes to have fun.

I'm always looking for new and exciting things. I'm always direct and say what I think, man has to like it or not. Since you are looking at my profile here, you are definitely not looking for a new best friend and that's a good thing... I'm looking and wanting fun!

My husband uses a damn good smelling aftershave. When he's at work I use it myself. I always dab it between my breasts.

"As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."

Kind, cheerful, caring, intelligent, attentive, calm, benevolent, friendly...and looking for a man with similar interests for a serious relationship.and understanding, mutual assistance, mutual respect.

I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here

I f/18 admit i do not want to have my drivers license, because it just leads to giving lifts left and right.

I really like farting in the bathtub

I didn't realize that all my makeup was gone and went shopping

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.

I 18/fem. admit having lots of practice with my self, never entirely satisfying though!?!