Help requested in search of love; The size wouldn't matter, a smaller one would also do . not infinitely resilient but very passionate, romantic, melancholic but joking, shy, a bit sporty, interested in culture but not diligent, if that doesn't put you off I'll wait for a word or two from you.

I want to start over and I think it’s for the best

I once used toothpaste as lube and enjoyed the burning sensation

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

I just can't fall asleep without my David Hasselhoff pillow. If I stay somewhere else it gets a camouflage cover

I smell my feet every night before I go to sleep to have sweet dreams.

I've skipped the bill in various whorehouses before, and I always get away with it

I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.

Now that I'm getting older I find my self looking for intimacy and affection in places I never thought I would. But I've been looking all over..

Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.

I listen to heavy metal music to go down well with my best friend

I secretly read the messages on my boyfriend's cell phone.

Because my girlfriend always jokes about my bald head, I once cut off a long lock of her hair while she was sleeping.

I've been so drunk I woke up in a total stranger's apartment once and I can't remember how I got there

I really like farting in the bathtub

My ex broke my heart to pieces, so I’m looking for someone who can fix it.

I 26/fem. have to admit i am pretty shy, but i do have the urge to connect with a man.

I 29 admit, i had sex with my cousin, of course it was wrong. The point is it was the by very far best s*x i had ever before and since. So i think of having an affair with him.

I F./24 admit that i sometimes masturbate in front of a mirror, to observe myself