I just can't fall asleep without my David Hasselhoff pillow. If I stay somewhere else it gets a camouflage cover
I often write obscene messages and drop them in the mailbox at our Catholic Sisterhood
My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.
I secretly read the messages on my boyfriend's cell phone.
I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.
I love women with good personality.
Someone to play finish the lyrics with me?




