Beichte von BOOOM

Hit me up I really like to ride the wave of life ~

I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.

I saw my ex-boyfriend today and I just had to laugh. His new girl is so ugly

I'm uncomplicated, humorous, I like animals but I don't have any except for a budgerigar. At the age of 37, I actually still look pretty crisp.... at least I think so. I'm definitely not ashamed to wear a bikini at all.

I M/22 I love my wife so much. Right now she’s expecting our first child, we’re so happy. However, I am like many men, I cannot be loyal.

I am currently a brand new professor, teaching secondary. Loving the job but also have a strong passion for being a cam model. So very fun.

Let me know who looks like this in the comments please follow me

My secret is my pants are stuffed with a sock, to impress the ladies

My best friend stole my girlfriend. I don't know what to do to forget her.

I’m 21 yrs, Brazilian looking for a fun night, love drink and Netflix, watch “friends” or some humor series, my favourite movie is “magic Mike”, Japanese food always welcome

We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.

Here for a good time not a long time, conversation, Drinks, even activities I’m all in.

i’m just tryna vibe with someone who isn’t looking for anything to serious

I constantly claim that strangers have a critter on their back, which I pat down on them just because I like touching strangers' backs.

When I go to play darts with my friend, I always walk past him in such a way that I can stroke his pants