Secret of sirRob

I like taking guys v cards so can live in their head rent free no matter what

I put peanuts in my ex-boyfriend's food even though he has a peanut allergy

I secretly put a real spider in my first girlfriend's bed to make her go.

Mississippi guy looking for fun an opportunity to encounter new ladies

Let's face it, life on this earth is always about pain and there's nothing to be done, then we get older, and we realize that life on this earth is often about pain and there's nothing to be done.😌🦋

I really want someone to talk to me. I always stay alone, and I need a person to make me happy, give me fun and have a good time together. I think it is not possible.😓

Nothing to say, just want you to know, who you are talking to.

Cuddle Buddy Please???

I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.

I’m fit and ready for anything. I work out so I can carry you with ease, in the shower, in the woods wherever you can imagine.

started at a new company and asked a really nice colleague about the boss. In reality, the boss himself was standing in front of me.