Hello am a widow woman with one kid called Vivian, my late husband had an accident pas years ago. and am hear to fine new love
After the swim, I noticed that the OB's ribbon was visible the whole time.
I love screwing up a movie for other people and I tell how the movie ends at the box office when some is behind me
Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.
I intentionally don't flush public toilets to leave my mark
I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it
While my husband thinks I'm going to the gym, I gorge myself at Burgerking
I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.
Who goes to work on a Sunday if they don't have to? Me in the heat of the moment and stood in front of the closed door until I realized it was the wrong day
I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.
Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.
After dying my hair, I didn't notice that my ear was still full of color and so I walked around
My brother always pees in the sink, and it stinks, so I use his toothbrush to clean the sink!
I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.
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