Beichte von Edna

looking for someone for fwbs come over netflix n chill

I can lick my own eyebrows!

I invent illnesses to avoid seeing my boyfriend's parents

Connection means everything between two people to get great pleasure. Agree or disagree

Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black

I I have been on a mission trying to find my somebody and I have been with nobody for 5 years. I am very attracted to four different women, two of which I believe could be somebody that I could go the distance. Allison or Brandy or Ashton?

Help requested in search of love; The size wouldn't matter, not infinitely resilient but very passionate, romantic, melancholic but joking, shy, a bit sporty, interested in culture but not diligent, if that doesn't put you off I'll wait for a word or two from you.

I was wanking in my bed when I was 15. I finished and poked my head from under the covers. And noticed a cup of tea and cake next to the bed. A little note was there as well. It said, hope you like this more than what you were doing!

I m22, confess, I would like to get married, but my girlfriend wants to experience some more "stuff" first. Are we wrong for each other?

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

I f28 confess that I used my period as an excuse for being rude and cheeky to my boss.