Beichte von AbbeyJoseph

When my cousin comes to visit I purposely spit in her glass as I don't like her

I just can't fall asleep without my David Hasselhoff pillow. If I stay somewhere else it gets a camouflage cover

I need someone to talk to me. Surprise me! I am searching for a friend, a relation.

I fell into the lake while skating and had to be rescued

Hey beautiful, I'm Shaswat looking for you to do some sassy and Romantic things together and also flaunting my jawlines🥶💦

When making coffee I forgot the powder and ended up only having hot water, filtered after all.

When at the sight of white sticky fluid, I feel the urge to smell it and lick on it.

I, f/19 confess my fondness for awkward moments even if at times i feel ashamed

I’m a simple dude just looking for a hook up hit me up ladies only

I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it

I'm secretly a published boudoir/fine art model...all because my boyfriend was too jealous to let me get boudoir photos done for him... I spitefully started this for fun

Yooonice to meet you❤🌹 😘let's have a good time together 😉

The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.