I didn't realize that all my makeup was gone and went shopping




I met my boss in a sauna... In a mixed sauna... I'm a woman.
During an examination at the gynecologist I had flatulence
I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.
I sometimes wear my underwear for 2 days because I haven't washed it


I have a dog leash at home, but no dog
I should buy pads and ob's in a shop for my gf.
I'm addicted to teleshopping. My apartment has an extra room where I keep my treasures, but I'm running out of space
I broke up with my boyfriend a couple hours ago but for some reason I'm not sad








