Beichte von cuteasducks

I admit , my pervert level is well above the national average , but I'm totally okay with that .

I always intentionally yawn on the bus and see if others have to yawn with me.

When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog

Was driving from Saskatoon to Regina in 2016 when this navy blue explorer zipped passed me. I decided to catch up so pedal to the metal. When I got next to the guy ,I was doing 207km/hr.we both looked at eachother and smiled.Thats when I turned all the hidden lights on. It was an undercover police interceptor SUV.

If you are someone who usually has time and desire in the evening, just write

It often happens to me that I fall asleep watching TV with my glasses on and the remote control in my hand

Looking for a chick in the Orange County area to smash, I’m a 5’7 skinny dude with some long hair and piercings

Lets have fun!! Not looking for anything serious but am open to it!