During an examination at the gynecologist I had flatulence
I've been taking laxatives to avoid going out
I confess that I still dream about m ex-boyfriend.
When my mother-in-law comes for coffee, I turn up the heat so that she quickly disappears again
I invited people to dinner and forgot. Then people stood in front of my door and I had nothing to serve
My friend loves spaghetti with parmesan cheese, I mixed the cheese with my freshly rubbed callus
Any Scrabble fan here? That would be great. What would you make of the following letters: XSENAAL? Can you think of anything? Then let's hear from you and let's play.
I'm superstitious and try to take time off every Friday the 13th to stay at home so that I'm safe
Hopeless kinda funny romantic, once you get to know me,I'm a stupid but fairly nice guy
Hii , just looking for girls or woman for fun Ciaoo, cerco una ragazza o donna per divertimento
I like taking guys v cards so can live in their head rent free no matter what
Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”
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