During an examination at the gynecologist I had flatulence
I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.
We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.
When at the sight of white sticky fluid, I feel the urge to smell it and lick on it.
I once had to go pee in the middle of the shopping mall and i went in women bahtroom and i didnt know unitl i came out the bathroom stall when one of the girls was washing her hands... i was so emberessed but nothing heppend after
Hmu to hang and shit I’m respectful unless u don’t want me to be if u into that i guess lol very affectionate hml if u wanna get treated like a princess🙄
I am looking for a partner with whom we can enjoy life together. I prefer long relationships with trust
Because my girlfriend always jokes about my bald head, I once cut off a long lock of her hair while she was sleeping.
Hello. I’m Carl. Come and say hi, and see if we can have some fun.
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