I always intentionally yawn on the bus and see if others have to yawn with me.
I hate that my boyfriend is gambling, I secretly deleted his account and he thought he was hacked
I breaded the first schnitzel in salt and my boyfriend ate it in silence.

I wanted to coolly get on my motorcycle and fell over on the other side.
I once got a black eye because someone tried to throw me a piece of candy and I couldn't catch it
To annoy my girlfriend, I posted a contact ad with her details and she received many inquiries
I live in a shared flat and regularly poop in my roommate's litter box.
I worked in a brothel for a while because I was just curious what it was like
I always go 2 sizes bigger when I go shopping just so I don't feel so fat for a moment
I mistook 1st gear for reverse when I started and hit a tree


When my mother-in-law comes for coffee, I turn up the heat so that she quickly disappears again









