I once got a black eye because someone tried to throw me a piece of candy and I couldn't catch it
Lets practise the same, let me throw properly in your mouth
vor 2022-12-21T08:24:59+01:00
I just can't fall asleep without my David Hasselhoff pillow. If I stay somewhere else it gets a camouflage cover
Hello you men out there. Why is it so hard to meet someone who is a normal person. I would like to find a man who has a sense of humor and doesn't see everything so tensely. Do you feel addressed? Then let me know. I, 27 years am always in a good mood. Let's laugh together.
Message me if you: - Your heart is in the right place, - show humor in all situations, - are uncomplicated and funny, - are sporty, - you haven't lost your down-to-earthness despite the desire to travel, - You take a seat at every table with charm and ease, did i describe you then let the buttons shine and get in touch
When at the sight of white sticky fluid, I feel the urge to smell it and lick on it.
I male of 18 yrs confess I often make up stories to impress friends and colleagues, but I'm not really successful with women.
I f22 confess my longest relationship was 1 week, I always escape when it comes down to deep feelings
Wake up with a morning wood and not being able to pleasure anything before work really sucks...
hello yours I say it frankly. I am looking for a non-alcoholic male. I won't spoil my life with alcoholic, like my mom, I don't make any compromises on that. Other than that I'm fun, 18 years old, athletic build, brown hair with with a faible for Superheros. If you can be my knight in shining Shirt(haha), just contact me right away.
Hi 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓Hello friends how are you all? I am your new friend, do you like me?
I f18 confess my secret passion are old coins, unfortunately I just can't find anyone who doesn't laugh about it.
I f28 confess that I used my period as an excuse for being rude and cheeky to my boss.
I f25 confess I never want to have children, but I don't dare tell my boyfriend, so I secretly take the pill
In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues
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Lets practise the same, let me throw properly in your mouth
vor 2022-12-21T08:24:59+01:00