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                                    After the swim, I noticed that the OB's ribbon was visible the whole time.
 
                                                       
                                                       
                                                      I intentionally touch all the fruit and vegetables in the supermarket
 
                                                       
                                                       
                                                      I am 40 years old and have never shaved my private parts. Either my partner accepts it, or he leaves.
 
                                                       
                                                       
                                                       
                                                       
                                                       
                                                       
                                                       
                                                      I stole a kids jacket back in school it’s haunted me ever since 🥺





