I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.
When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog
People are funny, I don't have a picture and ppl want to call me sexxy lmfao. Wtf... 😭 I'm not even blonde! 😂
i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?
My friends think my pet is more important than them. And they're damn right
I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here
I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.




