We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.
While shopping, arriving at the checkout, I noticed that I didn't have a wallet with me
Touch me... but don't hold me. Make me safe... but don't lock me up. Talk to me... but don't shut me up. Tell me what you want...but don't force me to do anything. Make me breathless... but don't suffocate me. Let me come to you voluntarily...because deep feelings only grow in freedom. Set me free...so that I may freely and willingly give you anything...that you don't have to hold.
Surprise me and I’ll surprise you. I’m not looking for nothing serious just looking for a girl who’s down to smoke and chill and life do what it does.
Hopeless kinda funny romantic, once you get to know me,I'm a stupid but fairly nice guy
I confess that I still dream about m ex-boyfriend.
i admit, that my biggest weakness is girls wearing tennis skirts.
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly
Most of the time, I'm just bored and frustrated
What’s there to do, or more like who’s there to do 🫣
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