My secret is that i don’t even know where am i
I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.
When I was with my mother, I filled the hair dryer with powder and watched as she suddenly had a thick cloud around her
Female in riverside looking for older men
I overslept, then I rushed to the office and only then realized that it was Sunday
My mother has many shoes. When she's not around, I put them on, especially high heels, and take selfies with them.
I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.
Yesterday I canceled on my boyfriend because I wanted to paint my fingernails
I'm superstitious and try to take time off every Friday the 13th to stay at home so that I'm safe
We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.
I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.




