Secret of Lauren

My secret is that i don’t even know where am i

I'm a dumdum

In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues

Well just here we Go.... In a search for a right she One, partner in crime of passion, rest will follow, while growing up 🙏 Don't be shy, I am just one of many who think that life is Nothing but a joke . Right 👍▶️ catch 🫴❓

My deepest darkest secrets in plain sight.

So new to all this. I have always been a very committed man. After the last 3 years being lied to and cheated on numerous times with by my wife. Who only married me to change her name do to her past. And hustle me and my family out of cars money and life. I want to have fun now.

Enjoying gym and meeting people to talk to and have any fun with life’s been a bit boring lately

I've stollen the money from the store i work for

I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street

Holler if down women only please, I am trying to fill in the 50 character rule lol.

I work in a gym. After work I go into the women's changing room and lick the benches with relish.

I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.

I stopped believing in love. For me, only my pleasure counts now, unless I can find the right person

i admit, that my biggest weakness is girls wearing tennis skirts.

I feel like I am into more freaky shit than you would expect looking at me

Your time is always a Good time Be yourself whatever you are