Beichte von Relative-Performance

I bought a pool just to make my neighbors jealous.

Hello honey

I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly

Hope u ladies love my pic n comment on it so Hope you don't get too worked up over it hehehe

Hey there, I am here for fun. Not to break hearts or something serious

I f20 confess to getting lost almost every day on the way to work.

Message me. I am trying nee things. I am fun, great listener and you’ll have fun with me.

I am a sensitive and kind woman. I love sharing my positive feelings with those I love and making them smile and feel good. It's great that I can improve my mood and fill my life with warm emotions and joy. I am very cheerful and outgoing. I like when there are many people around, but at the same time I have strong family values and dream of quiet romantic evenings with my future husband. I love to live and enjoy life to the fullest.

Hopeless kinda funny romantic, once you get to know me,I'm a stupid but fairly nice guy

Need citizenship of Canada ..willing to pay women for marry me 10000$

I admit, that i almost never wear underwear.

Looking for new friends I can vibe with. New Jersey girl friendly love to party and hangout friends.

So I don't think this site is legit but anyway might as well use this as a dumpster for my thoughts so I can read up on them again. Not much has changed since my last entry, met someone new and I really wanted it to work out, didn't make the same mistakes again but in the end it turned out with me dumped again, I'm heading for a depression again but since I've come out of it before I'll be somewhat okay, I'm getting tired of my life repeating like a record that's stuck

I'm new here ,Am i welcome? I didn't have a type,if I like you,I like you I'm easy going guy, I'm here for new people

I've skipped the bill in various whorehouses before, and I always get away with it