I f/18 admit I pay too much attention to my make-up/beauty and recently I stayed home for two days because of a pimple

I admit that i have a ton of fun when my Boyfriend tries to help in the kitchen and litteraly burns the boiling water. He gets all anoyed which amuses me, which makes him angry and so on. Should he visit cooking school, or should i continue having fun with it?

I ,26m, admit that i always find someone to pay for my gas or even car maintenance, and my parents still pay for insurance. Hugh savings. LOL

I admit that i regularly pee when i'm in the Bathtub, and worse in every Pool i get in. I just can't help it.

I confess that i consumate lots of illegal substances and probably need help. But can't let anyone know.

I, m26, care to admit that my dog Jumper honors his Name in the most disgusting way possible. He Humps everything, just now i caught him on a cat. Funny: the cat didn't seem to mind.

I confess i had my vasectomie in secret because my wife wanted babies

I confess that i am afraid to share my failings with anyone.

I f26, confess that i have stolen money from my parents ever since i was 10yrs old, and it goes on to this day

I 22 confess that i have decided to leave the women be and well the rest is pretty much self explaining.

I 19 confess that in younger times i have stolen some cars, just to crash them

I, 25m, regret to admit that i am 100% incapable of love, i care for no one. By extension i am of course completely alone which sucks hard. How can i change my situation?