Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.
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I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.
I'm looking for an honest and committed relationship with someone who is serious and wants to start a family
Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.
I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it
While my husband thinks I'm going to the gym, I gorge myself at Burgerking
I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.
I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.




