I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.

When I was with my mother, I filled the hair dryer with powder and watched as she suddenly had a thick cloud around her

When making coffee I forgot the powder and ended up only having hot water, filtered after all.

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I overslept, then I rushed to the office and only then realized that it was Sunday

My mother has many shoes. When she's not around, I put them on, especially high heels, and take selfies with them.

I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.

I grew up with my grandma and have loved the scent of these mothballs ever since. If I don't have at least one under my covers I can't sleep

Yesterday I canceled on my boyfriend because I wanted to paint my fingernails

I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.

One time i took a bath with my dad, i was too lazy to come out for the toilet so I peed in the bathtub...

Friendly, generous, humble, loyal, intelligent, industrious... Looking for the same in a man for serious and long-term relationship

I always wanted a guy best friend. I don't know why; I just do it.

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I intentionally touch all the fruit and vegetables in the supermarket

Guilt is an aphrodisiac

Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black

i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?

I invent illnesses to avoid seeing my boyfriend's parents

I once caught someone stealing in a shop and offered the detective to do everything he would like to avoid calling the police