When I go to play darts with my friend, I always walk past him in such a way that I can stroke his pants
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When it's really hot, I clean my apartment naked
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Sometimes, I tell people random facts that are false just so that they think learned something new and spread the false knowledge to others, for my enjoyment:)
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I have extreme panic when I see a spider, I have to scream like crazy and everyone thinks that i am nuts
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I'm secretly a published boudoir/fine art model...all because my boyfriend was too jealous to let me get boudoir photos done for him... I spitefully started this for fun
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Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.
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My brother always pees in the sink, and it stinks, so I use his toothbrush to clean the sink!
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I wear slippers to work in the thick winter
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I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
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I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.
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Sometimes i say to my friends and familie that i'm going for a ride just so that i can have some time for myself
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