I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
I secretly put a real spider in my first girlfriend's bed to make her go.
As a bouncer of almost 30 yrs, let me give you guys some advice. If you take a woman to a bar and she hugs the bouncer...just walk away...leave her there.
Hello you men out there. Why is it so hard to meet someone who is a normal person. I would like to find a man who has a sense of humor and doesn't see everything so tensely. Do you feel addressed? Then let me know. I, 27 years am always in a good mood. Let's laugh together.
How can I make my crush notice me? I've been trying so hard to make him notice me but it's all in vain
Does your mom need a son-in-law? coz I like you. What are you going to do about it? if "yes" hit me up with your Instagram handle and we spice up things
Kind hearted man ready to find someone really nice and polite with good intentions. Hope to find my missing piece 💐
Imma keep it short and sweet hit me up if you want them legs to shake🙏🤝
I m 18 have to admit that lately I've been feeling insecure about ever having a serious relationship.
Hello everybody, it Ayoub from east london I hope to be a light-hearted guest with you ✌🏻😎🥂
Around for all types of fun just shoot me a message and we can starting having all the fun un the world
I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.
When I was little, I regularly dreamed that hell would be in the bathroom, so for a long time I used the space behind the sofa as a toilet.
Just felt good in the moment shows you can make yourself look good but do you actually feel good
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