







I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.


I've skipped the bill in various whorehouses before, and I always get away with it
I smell my feet every night before I go to sleep to have sweet dreams.
I often write obscene messages and drop them in the mailbox at our Catholic Sisterhood
I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.
i used to drink my dads sodas and lie about it :(
I just can't fall asleep without my David Hasselhoff pillow. If I stay somewhere else it gets a camouflage cover
Because my girlfriend always jokes about my bald head, I once cut off a long lock of her hair while she was sleeping.
I used to put some chocolate in my sister's bed so that she always thought she had shat the bed in the morning.




I always throw my moldy bread in the mailbox of my neighbors.