I invited my girlfriend to go in a dinghy. Unfortunately there was a hole in the boat and we went under.
I once wore my girlfriend's bra and panties, it felt nice and I loved it
I still don’t know what I’m doing with my life
I like to show off even tough I'm in a relationship
I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church
Am here to have some secrets... I could confess later!! Searching someone who can add a character to it !!
It often happens to me that I fall asleep watching TV with my glasses on and the remote control in my hand
I once caught someone stealing in a shop and offered the detective to do everything he would like to avoid calling the police
I am a girl who can make ten-thousand neurons at the end of my member and I want you to get every one of them firing
God i wouldnt have mercy on any of you if i had my chance
I've been driving unbuckled for over 15 years and have never been caught.
I’m a college girl I study medicine and I want a Someone who relieves me of the stress of studying and be my love
So I don't think this site is legit but anyway might as well use this as a dumpster for my thoughts so I can read up on them again. Not much has changed since my last entry, met someone new and I really wanted it to work out, didn't make the same mistakes again but in the end it turned out with me dumped again, I'm heading for a depression again but since I've come out of it before I'll be somewhat okay, I'm getting tired of my life repeating like a record that's stuck
I often wonder what life would be if i had never met you
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
I’m single lady looking for serious relationship
I often ring the neighbors' bell early in the morning because I don't like them
When my mother-in-law comes for coffee, I turn up the heat so that she quickly disappears again
I'm still stalking a former boyfriend after 5 years
I always wanted a guy best friend. I don't know why; I just do it.
I have built up frustration. Need some help to get a release.




