Secret of SirJoint

I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.

I worry too much about the future if I will ever find the right partner

I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

I once caught someone stealing in a shop and offered the detective to do everything he would like to avoid calling the police

I'm uncomplicated, humorous, I like animals but I don't have any except for a budgerigar. At the age of 37, I actually still look pretty crisp.... at least I think so. I'm definitely not ashamed to wear a bikini at all.

I f22 admit I'm really worried about my dad right now, he's always on the go and I think he's cheating, should I talk to him?

Im aziz from JEDDAH Saudi Arabia im 34 years old single man

i cant lie, i have a crush on my neighbour. she's soo cute but i dont know how to say it to her.

This girl wants to write a love story about you. We will be in that story. There will be no anger and resentment, only happiness and sweet love. And I want to spend hundreds of births in that love. All day long

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

Mississippi guy looking for fun an opportunity to encounter new ladies