I challenge anyone who can make me laugh in DM... There will be a surprise for the first... Good luck guys
Come to my bed i'll make you happy
2022-12-30T01:46:47+01:00 ago
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
2022-12-23T14:48:26+01:00 ago
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
2022-12-23T15:36:37+01:00 ago
I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours?
2022-12-23T15:38:52+01:00 ago
Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.
2022-12-23T15:39:52+01:00 ago
Why to go in dm when can p
2022-10-07T20:34:43+02:00 ago
Why to go in dm when can make u happy always in....
2022-10-07T20:35:09+02:00 ago
Oh yes baby
2022-09-27T13:54:25+02:00 ago
Till now... no one did it
2022-08-19T17:58:07+02:00 ago
So sad for me
2022-08-19T17:58:17+02:00 ago
No one can make me happy here?
2022-08-19T17:58:28+02:00 ago
for sure
2022-08-19T16:58:38+02:00 ago
I don't know why but I think it's time to find someone to be with for the rest of my life
I F/19 confess my lack of self-control on parties
I’m kinda a freak so Wanna commit a sin for your next confession
hello yours I say it frankly. I am looking for a non-alcoholic male. I won't spoil my life with alcoholic, like my mom, I don't make any compromises on that. Other than that I'm fun, 18 years old, athletic build, brown hair with with a faible for Superheros. If you can be my knight in shining Shirt(haha), just contact me right away.
I M/22 I love my wife so much. Right now she’s expecting our first child, we’re so happy. However, I am like many men, I cannot be loyal.
Shyness has always prevented me from enjoying my youth. The best thing to do is to find the person who could help me!
Girls don't come close Cause I am too bored
Looking for NSA fun with a younger girl. NO KIDS, Nver married, no drama
I don't wear glasses, but I think it's incredibly nice to put on my grandmother's glasses. Then I feel more interesting
I really want to be conquered and once I'm yours you can do anything you ever wanted to do with me! Let's start a conversation!
Kind hearted man ready to find someone really nice and polite with good intentions. Hope to find my missing piece 💐
I saw my ex-boyfriend today and I just had to laugh. His new girl is so ugly
My name is Jeff Dolan I'm from Fowlerville Michigan USA I'm a loving but strict father of three kids full time and I work a lot of hours at work. I'm 45 years old
NSA fun with a fun chick. 420 friendly and that can talk nasty to me.
So i just got a new shotgun and we’ll I took it out for the 3erd time and it’s sawed off my brother who has an AR was Excited to use it in that process while we our shooting me trying out the new AR and well him trying out the new 12 Gauge so after us trying out our weapons he hands me my shot gun and I put it barrel down in between my legs with literally one round of buck shot in it and well u can only imagine what happened there but lucky well if u guess it yes it went off point at my left heel so long story short the one of the bullets grazed my heel only enough to gash it a little bit and we’ll u guys are the only people who know still haven’t touched a gun since then
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Come to my bed i'll make you happy
2022-12-30T01:46:47+01:00 ago
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
2022-12-23T14:48:26+01:00 ago
If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
2022-12-23T15:36:37+01:00 ago
I’d give you my phone number, but I seem to have lost it. Could I borrow yours?
2022-12-23T15:38:52+01:00 ago
Do you have a cell phone in your back pocket? Because your ass is calling to me.
2022-12-23T15:39:52+01:00 ago
Why to go in dm when can p
2022-10-07T20:34:43+02:00 ago
Why to go in dm when can make u happy always in....
2022-10-07T20:35:09+02:00 ago
Oh yes baby
2022-09-27T13:54:25+02:00 ago
Till now... no one did it
2022-08-19T17:58:07+02:00 ago
So sad for me
2022-08-19T17:58:17+02:00 ago
No one can make me happy here?
2022-08-19T17:58:28+02:00 ago
for sure
2022-08-19T16:58:38+02:00 ago