I guess i would prefer a person who is subtle, for others but kinda messy with me...
I breaded the first schnitzel in salt and my boyfriend ate it in silence.
I hope someone will accompany me through the long night. would you like to end my loneliness?
I'm single and I've been alone 3years but I like the feel of a woman in my arms the smell of her skin the taste of her lips so I'm looking for that one friend
Thinking I was alone in the house My parents walked in on me when I was playing with my toys in the bathroom, I should have locked the door.
I work in a gym. After work I go into the women's changing room and lick the benches with relish.
Looking for a kind-hearted guy to explore the world with. I love hiking , trying new foods , and spending time with friends and family . Let's see where this journey takes us!
I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
Hey there, I am here for fun. Not to break hearts or something serious
When I go to sleep I always have my hair dryer running because otherwise I can't fall asleep
When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog
My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.
I can lick my own eyebrows!
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