Beichte von DAVID69

Music lover seeking a partner in crime to rock out with. Bonus points if you can dance like nobody's watching and make me laugh . Let's make beautiful music together!

Just looking for the one to lighten up my world hopefully I can do the same for you

My brother always pees in the sink, and it stinks, so I use his toothbrush to clean the sink!

Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.

just a man looking for a woman. something fun and exiting

I met my boss in a sauna... In a mixed sauna... I'm a woman.

I made coffee for my visit and forgot to put the water in the machine, after half an hour I was asked, I noticed

The past few weeks in the gym I been pushing myself to the limit and it shows. Too bad I don't go out often to show off my gains. I would love some feedback from you my internet people <3

I f/29 admit i cannot eat on a date, always afraid of looking like a chewing cow

I admit that i regularly pee when i'm in the Bathtub, and worse in every Pool i get in. I just can't help it.

19 and free hard working guy with time for anything you need!

I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street

I'm secretly a published boudoir/fine art model...all because my boyfriend was too jealous to let me get boudoir photos done for him... I spitefully started this for fun

I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.