Beichte von flyweight

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When I found out she was a man it was too late

Anyone want some fun, the less words the better

I admit that i have a ton of fun when my Boyfriend tries to help in the kitchen and litteraly burns the boiling water. He gets all anoyed which amuses me, which makes him angry and so on. Should he visit cooking school, or should i continue having fun with it?

I am a girl who can make ten-thousand neurons at the end of my member and I want you to get every one of them firing

In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.

I always throw my moldy bread in the mailbox of my neighbors.

I admit that i want to live like a superstar, but unfortunatly i have no talents, whatsoever

I stole money from the coffee register before

i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?