Secret of Rayner

I was wanking in my bed when I was 15. I finished and poked my head from under the covers. And noticed a cup of tea and cake next to the bed. A little note was there as well. It said, hope you like this more than what you were doing!

I admit that i have a ton of fun when my Boyfriend tries to help in the kitchen and litteraly burns the boiling water. He gets all anoyed which amuses me, which makes him angry and so on. Should he visit cooking school, or should i continue having fun with it?

I'm a dumdum

In the disco, a hot guy kept smiling at me and I smiled back. He came up to me and went to the girl behind me

Surprise me and I’ll surprise you. I’m not looking for nothing serious just looking for a girl who’s down to smoke and chill and life do what it does.

I confess that I have no desire to do if it is not my kind of man, even if it was an opportunity

I’m a guy that moans, is that weird?

Looking for a sneaky link in San Antonio area lmk I’ll scoop

I live in a shared flat and regularly poop in my roommate's litter box.

I once caught someone stealing in a shop and offered the detective to do everything he would like to avoid calling the police

I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.

My ex broke my heart to pieces, so I’m looking for someone who can fix it.

I confess i had my vasectomie in secret because my wife wanted babies

I wanted to coolly get on my motorcycle and fell over on the other side.