When I found out she was a man it was too late
When it's really hot, I clean my apartment naked
I just lost my wife in an accident, I was driving... a drunk hit us... I wish I’d died too
Hi I'm Rob busy looking around just get a hold of me maybe we can talk
Hello. 57 year old single man looking for a woman of similar age that likes to have fun.
I, female 22, admit being jalous of my sister 'cause she scores any guy she wants with no effort.
just another someone in need of some human interaction
I like to pop my pimples and lick up the pus
Whenever I see a pack of toilet paper, I pierce the foil in the middle of the packaging
I need someone to talk to me. Surprise me! I am searching for a friend, a relation.
We had a prank at a party where we pissed in an empty beer bottle, in the end my brother drank my piss, and we told him it was only a bottle that was out of date.
When I go to sleep I always have my hair dryer running because otherwise I can't fall asleep
I secretly put a real spider in my first girlfriend's bed to make her go.
God i wouldnt have mercy on any of you if i had my chance
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