Secret of Ally20

To annoy my girlfriend, I posted a contact ad with her details and she received many inquiries

I thought there were some brave men around here, but it seems that's not the case. Do you think I'm wrong?

I hate round breadloafs. I only buy toast or square wholemeal bread

What do you think my neighbor would say if she knew I was watching her through a small hole in the wall?

I was wanking in my bed when I was 15. I finished and poked my head from under the covers. And noticed a cup of tea and cake next to the bed. A little note was there as well. It said, hope you like this more than what you were doing!

At 33yrs i am a man who is deadly afraid of spiders rats snakes. I am often rediculed for it. I wish there was a training for that

I am afraid of talking to women

At the age of 26 I(female) confess that I really want a vacation in the Caribbean, sooo who's gonna take me?

I f_26 admit I miss my best friend from school, somehow I can't trust anyone like i did her.

No one knows that i still sleep with my childhood puppet

Down to earth, always looking at the brighter side of negatives.

I M/18 admit, that i think girls with cute and round faces are the most attractive.