Beichte von Ashleymorgana

I wanted to bathe my dog and since he was wriggling, I fell into the tub too

I f27 admit my best friend is a little better at everything than me and I'm jealous

I f22 admit, I'm a household whiz. I can't cook or do laundry or even clean. My boyfriend is very pissed after three months together and I think he should help me instead. Am I wrong?

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

I'm always looking for new and exciting things. I'm always direct and say what I think, man has to like it or not. Since you are looking at my profile here, you are definitely not looking for a new best friend and that's a good thing... I'm looking and wanting fun!

Someone to play finish the lyrics with me?

I am a woman with a big open heart. I am a person who is able to bring joy and comfort to those close to me. I am very feminine and I know that my man will be happy with me. Also, I have a very good sense of humor. And never sad or upset.

I m 18 have to admit that lately I've been feeling insecure about ever having a serious relationship.

Hey y’all, I’m new to this site but I’m looking to meet new people and have some fun! Feel free to send a chat my way :)

Sometimes when I'm driving I intentionally stick to the exact speed to annoy the person behind me

When I was 8 I stole my sister friends thing outta her duffle when she stayed the night

I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.