Beichte von Silverbone

Guilt is an aphrodisiac

I was walking around town and saw a friend of mine. I sneaked up to her and covered her eyes. It just wasn't my friend

I was wanking in my bed when I was 15. I finished and poked my head from under the covers. And noticed a cup of tea and cake next to the bed. A little note was there as well. It said, hope you like this more than what you were doing!

I once didn't take a shower for two days

Getting ready for summer dm me if you would like to see more 😜

I'm new here and new to this kind of thing. I'm here looking to have a fun and exciting date and put myself back out there after 23 yrs. Well hopefully someone likes what they see and it gets better.

Help requested in search of love; The size wouldn't matter, a smaller one would also do . not infinitely resilient but very passionate, romantic, melancholic but joking, shy, a bit sporty, interested in culture but not diligent, if that doesn't put you off I'll wait for a word or two from you.

I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church

I’m a simple dude just looking for a hook up hit me up ladies only

I'm bored and looking for some fun with people who can keep up with me. I can go all day and all night. So please don't be shy.

I was going to shave my eyebrow and accidentally shaved it off completely

I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me

I constantly claim that strangers have a critter on their back, which I pat down on them just because I like touching strangers' backs.

Wanting to have a little fun so who wants to have some fun with me