Beichte von Jefto

During an examination at the gynecologist I had flatulence

Outgoing and bubbly girl seeking a partner in crime for fun and adventure. I love trying new things, from skydiving to wine tasting to exploring new cities. Let's make the most of life's opportunities together

So i just got a new shotgun and we’ll I took it out for the 3erd time and it’s sawed off my brother who has an AR was Excited to use it in that process while we our shooting me trying out the new AR and well him trying out the new 12 Gauge so after us trying out our weapons he hands me my shot gun and I put it barrel down in between my legs with literally one round of buck shot in it and well u can only imagine what happened there but lucky well if u guess it yes it went off point at my left heel so long story short the one of the bullets grazed my heel only enough to gash it a little bit and we’ll u guys are the only people who know still haven’t touched a gun since then

One time i took a bath with my dad, i was too lazy to come out for the toilet so I peed in the bathtub...

I 22/m admit that women keep destroying my fun in relationships because they always try to take over every decision in every aspect of my life right away.

22-year-old biker is looking for a biker for nice trips and maybe more. Are you also addicted to speed and tight corners? You should have your own motorcycle, I don't need a passenger. Let's go fast together.

I’m scared to have a kid but the breeding kink is killing me everyday I can’t stop thinking about it

Hello dear men. I don't even want to answer the question of what I'm wearing right now.🙈 The most beautiful thing a man has ever said about me?: I'm just a dreamer and you're just a dream. You are like a hurricane. (From a great song by Neil Young) 🍬My dreams? Go on great bike rides. for weeks. Preferably through Asia, Southeast Asia or or or. 🤗Unfortunately just a fantasy since I'm married. Maybe you have other ideas that we both like. I'm curious, cuddly and not as boring as in the photo 😍. We can start small. drink coffee or something. Or do you have completely different ideas? 😊 Very, very best regards

Life is just a hologram and I don't know what to do with my money and a crystalized and a point of you to the shadow and the best of the world 🌍 and I 🙏 I 💖 to the shadow and I was on the verge for me but I'm not sure 😃 I I don't know where the

I mistook 1st gear for reverse when I started and hit a tree

I am male, 22 years old. I confess that i crashed my car being very drunk. Since no one saw it happen, i fled the scene and reported my car stolen to collect insurance. Although it worked i cannot for 1 minute forget it.

I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.

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I admit that i regularly pee when i'm in the Bathtub, and worse in every Pool i get in. I just can't help it.

I f/22 admit, my adult life hasn't exactly met my expectations, yet, you know