Ich beichte, dass ich heute Morgen ohne Unterwäsche zur Arbeit gegangen bin. Es macht mich total geil, wenn Männer mich heute anschauen und nicht wissen, dass ich ohne Tanga rumlaufe.

Ich habe an der Kasse mal extra ein Snickers auf den Boden fallen lassen, um mich vor dem sexy Typ hinter mir bücken zu müssen. Was soll ich sagen? Ich bekam seine Nummer.

Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”

I had a pay talk with an employee. But he didn't want more wages because he would have to pay more taxes, an acquaintance of his said. I didn't enlighten him.

I I have been on a mission trying to find my somebody and I have been with nobody for 5 years. I am very attracted to four different women, two of which I believe could be somebody that I could go the distance. Allison or Brandy or Ashton?

started at a new company and asked a really nice colleague about the boss. In reality, the boss himself was standing in front of me.

Listening to smut on an aroplane just hits different. Like it’s talking about all the hot shit they are doing and your just trying to keep a straight face

people will notice the chnage in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.

I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true?

Ich habe mich mal im Kino in der hintersten Reihe befriedigt. Es kam eine Sexszene und ich konnte einfach nicht anders.

I want someone who wants me not someone who wants a place holder until that get into their next relationship and not a egotistical narcissist who wants to use me I want the same love I give back I wish my friend gave me that but I just feel like a place holder in his like not anyone serious just someone to be in place of the female he is looking for we do everything that looks like a relationship and then he turns around and says to my face that we not together and we are friends and that’s it that’s all

It’s been a while little cum sluts who needs a good talking through their orgasm!!