Beichte von thisisjuliuz

Hey let’s see I’m 44 retired from the military. I live in California and I train service dogs now I’d like to find the love of my life. I’m not sure that’s in the cards, so I’m down for taken beautiful fun and funny for right now.

Just call me and lets go 😈 Não sou difícil sou garantido. Whatever you want.

Around for all types of fun just shoot me a message and we can starting having all the fun un the world

Hello I would love to meet someone who’s funny mature and romantic

I enjoy basket leaving sleigh riding kicking rocks and five your plans it’s 11:11 what you know about that

"As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside."

I don't know why but I think it's time to find someone to be with for the rest of my life

I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me

I f22 admit, I'm a household whiz. I can't cook or do laundry or even clean. My boyfriend is very pissed after three months together and I think he should help me instead. Am I wrong?

Message me if you: - Your heart is in the right place, - show humor in all situations, - are uncomplicated and funny, - are sporty, - you haven't lost your down-to-earthness despite the desire to travel, - You take a seat at every table with charm and ease, did i describe you then let the buttons shine and get in touch

Hi there how is everything I’m new here please feel free to have a chat with me at anytime

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I ,m, admit that my Girl has dumped me yesterday and i am still crying like a baby.

I've been taking laxatives to avoid going out