After dying my hair, I didn't notice that my ear was still full of color and so I walked around

I tried Psilocibin yesterday for the first time, what an intense experience. Love it!

I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church

In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues

I secretly smuggled my panties into my teacher's bag

It's so much fun for me to grab a man's crotch unexpectedly

I intentionally oversleep on Monday because I don't feel like doing early shifts

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

I wash my plastic bags with soap after every purchase

In the disco, a hot guy kept smiling at me and I smiled back. He came up to me and went to the girl behind me

I saw my ex-boyfriend today and I just had to laugh. His new girl is so ugly

Cheating is not a mistake it's a choice. Loyalty is a responsibility is not a choice.!

After dying my hair, I didn't notice that my ear was still full of color and so I walked around

Yesterday I canceled on my boyfriend because I wanted to paint my fingernails

I f25 confess I killed the lawn at my ex's house with chlorine for revenge

We had a prank at a party where we pissed in an empty beer bottle, in the end my brother drank my piss, and we told him it was only a bottle that was out of date.

I tried Psilocibin yesterday for the first time, what an intense experience. Love it!

I belched so hard I had to throw up and that was in church

In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues

I secretly smuggled my panties into my teacher's bag

It's so much fun for me to grab a man's crotch unexpectedly

I intentionally oversleep on Monday because I don't feel like doing early shifts

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

My friend thinks I have naturally red hair (he really likes it) but I really dye it and now I have to keep doing it