Beichte von Ryee

I admit , my pervert level is well above the national average , but I'm totally okay with that .

I worked in a brothel for a while because I was just curious what it was like

I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly

I I have been on a mission trying to find my somebody and I have been with nobody for 5 years. I am very attracted to four different women, two of which I believe could be somebody that I could go the distance. Allison or Brandy or Ashton?

While jogging, I ran into a knee-deep puddle and of course collapsed, everyone else laughed their heads off

It wouldn’t be a secret if i told you.

Because my girlfriend always jokes about my bald head, I once cut off a long lock of her hair while she was sleeping.

I love bananas, but they're not as firm without the peel

When the people next to me in the pool are in the water, I smell their towels

Really ready to please, satisfy any one that needs my assistance

I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.

My heel broke off while dancing and I didn't have any spare shoes with me