Beichte von LonnieBigD

Proud of my first cake, I was going to carry it to my visitor's table and slipped halfway.

I F/18 will confess to being boring when i am with my friends, it seems like a chore to be with them

My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

Not sure what to say I just recovering from cancer and im looking to see where life takes me. I would like to find and know true love and enjoy my life to the fullest but it would be a whole lot funner with a beautiful woman in my arms. Are you out here

Who goes to work on a Sunday if they don't have to? Me in the heat of the moment and stood in front of the closed door until I realized it was the wrong day

The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.

I overslept, then I rushed to the office and only then realized that it was Sunday

I love it when people fart. I wish I could sniff the fart, regardless if it's from a woman or a man.

When my mother-in-law comes for coffee, I turn up the heat so that she quickly disappears again

If you are someone who usually has time and desire in the evening, just write

Ready to chat or what on your mind

I confess that at age 12 i set on fire random trashcans in my Neighbourhood. I've been a secret bad girl, ever since.

Just looking for some fun nothing serious at all.just looking for someone to do new things with

I am a jealous and possessive person. What can I do for a change? I don’t want to be, because that’s always why my BF break up with me.