I wanted to coolly get on my motorcycle and fell over on the other side.
I hate it when girls don’t grab my head when I eat it, I’m tryna get strapped in for the long run lol
when a man makes Money, he feel like he wants more women but when a woman makes money she feels like she doesn't need a man.
I want to be an IRL MILF when I grow older. That's why I'm make sure I train my body well for the future :3
I like taking guys v cards so can live in their head rent free no matter what
I drove in the rain, there was a great woman at a bus stop, I wanted to drive a little closer and didn't see the puddle, and the woman was completely under water.
I farted in church, it smelled horribly, but I pretended it wasn't me




