When I was little, I regularly dreamed that hell would be in the bathroom, so for a long time I used the space behind the sofa as a toilet.
I invited people to dinner and forgot. Then people stood in front of my door and I had nothing to serve
Good for his happiness... I will get it too
I F.29 admit i have a few regrets when it comes to my early 20ties.
I once didn't take a shower for two days
I guess i would prefer a person who is subtle, for others but kinda messy with me...
I fell in love with my boss and everyone noticed
I am 20, as a girl i confess i have often tricked men to get my way
My ex broke my heart to pieces, so I’m looking for someone who can fix it.
I made coffee for my visit and forgot to put the water in the machine, after half an hour I was asked, I noticed
When it rains, I often walk around barefoot outside and dance
I say that just if you didn't hear it today... Remeber yourself that you're more than enough
I've been so drunk I woke up in a total stranger's apartment once and I can't remember how I got there
I f.20 confess i do not care for funny toys, i want the the natural "stick"
My brother always pees in the sink, and it stinks, so I use his toothbrush to clean the sink!
I'm addicted to teleshopping. My apartment has an extra room where I keep my treasures, but I'm running out of space
So i once had a chat with a guy, he was good like really amazing, not in a nasty way though, he had such elegance and gentleman like nature... I wanna talk to him again but i lost his account...🥺🥺... I guess he would find me himself
In the hardware store I always buy things that you can not only do handicrafts with ;)
I like to order panties that I wear online with a skid mark, because I feel super comfortable in them




