I admit to being in Love with my aunt, but i can do nothing about it
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My secret is my pants are stuffed with a sock, to impress the ladies
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No one knows that i still sleep with my childhood puppet
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I admit to not being very successful, socialy
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i confess that i had wonderful feeling in corner seats in theater than any hotel
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I miss my ex. She is the best woman I've met out there. Sometimes I make up excuses just to talk to her.
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To any woman who wants to climb to heaven.
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Thinking I was alone in the house My parents walked in on me when I was playing with my toys in the bathroom, I should have locked the door.
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I invited my girlfriend to go in a dinghy. Unfortunately there was a hole in the boat and we went under.
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I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.
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I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
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Whenever I see a pack of toilet paper, I pierce the foil in the middle of the packaging
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I once wore my girlfriend's bra and panties, it felt nice and I loved it
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I stole my girlfriend's tampon and gave it to the girl i cheat on her with
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I secretly smoke joints and drive a car.
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What do you think my neighbor would say if she knew I was watching her through a small hole in the wall?
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I'm 34 years old and I still regularly play the bell man at my neighbors'.
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23M and have still never had my first kiss. Lost and lonely.
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My body count is at 32 and I'm ready to get it higher, but my gf doesn't need to know
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It wouldn’t be a secret if i told you.
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I often wonder what life would be if i had never met you
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The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.
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I am afraid of talking to women
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I'm Brazilian and I'm tired of Brazilian women...
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