I invited my girlfriend to go in a dinghy. Unfortunately there was a hole in the boat and we went under.
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I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.
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I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.
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Whenever I see a pack of toilet paper, I pierce the foil in the middle of the packaging
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I once wore my girlfriend's bra and panties, it felt nice and I loved it
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I stole my girlfriend's tampon and gave it to the girl i cheat on her with
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I secretly smoke joints and drive a car.
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What do you think my neighbor would say if she knew I was watching her through a small hole in the wall?
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I'm 34 years old and I still regularly play the bell man at my neighbors'.
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23M and have still never had my first kiss. Lost and lonely.
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My body count is at 32 and I'm ready to get it higher, but my gf doesn't need to know
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It wouldn’t be a secret if i told you.
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I often wonder what life would be if i had never met you
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The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.
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I am afraid of talking to women
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I'm Brazilian and I'm tired of Brazilian women...
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I’m scared to have a kid but the breeding kink is killing me everyday I can’t stop thinking about it
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I can lick my own eyebrows!
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I bought a pool just to make my neighbors jealous.
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I still don’t know what I’m doing with my life
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I respect those who tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.
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A Good Man Becomes a Better man when The Right Woman Supports Him.
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When I was 8 I stole my sister friends thing outta her duffle when she stayed the night
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I like to show off even tough I'm in a relationship
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