The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.
I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street
I still have all my barbies from before. Every evening I give everyone a nice hairstyle and then they go to the dance café.
I slipped and fell on the dance floor at the disco
Just bored af idk just hmu and we can talk about whatever
I did fall in love with my cousin for a reason, there is no one like Him.
I'm looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with a ture partner
Hi friend how are you love you every one im a sexy man
I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.
Here for sum fun so hit me up if you’re down Also I’m 19 so no old people please
Sometimes I like to go deep into the woods and make all the animal noises to make the forest wanna get into it.
I f25 confess I never want to have children, but I don't dare tell my boyfriend, so I secretly take the pill
Because my girlfriend always jokes about my bald head, I once cut off a long lock of her hair while she was sleeping.
I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.
I intentionally touch all the fruit and vegetables in the supermarket
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