Beichte von Tornado

I sometimes wear my underwear for 2 days because I haven't washed it

I've been driving unbuckled for over 15 years and have never been caught.

In the disco, a hot guy kept smiling at me and I smiled back. He came up to me and went to the girl behind me

I'm a dumdum

I secretly put a real spider in my first girlfriend's bed to make her go.

when a man makes Money, he feel like he wants more women but when a woman makes money she feels like she doesn't need a man.

If every person has a story, and a title, what would mine be called?

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I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street

I was watering the flowers in the garden with the hose and didn't notice that the visitors were already there, I turned around and everyone was wet

When I was with my mother, I filled the hair dryer with powder and watched as she suddenly had a thick cloud around her