Beichte von Smokey-Bear

I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here

Don’t wait for tomorrow to do and say all you want! Today is the day, tomorrow we might not be here

In the office, I always secretly smear my boogers into the keyboards of my colleagues

Hopeless kinda funny romantic, once you get to know me,I'm a stupid but fairly nice guy

Sweet and sassy girl seeking a kind-hearted and confident man to share life's adventures with. Let's make each other laugh and create unforgettable memories.

Ayo who’s up to go down know what I’m talmbout. Here to see what’s the buzz about this but of course it’s between us

it sounds weird but I'm looking for true love

When I'm with friends, I always bite my fingernails and stick them in their sofa cracks

My friends think my pet is more important than them. And they're damn right

bored and don't know what to do always h*rny hello me out

Leave me your number if you in Boksburg area south Africa 🇿🇦

I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.